Trova Yucateca

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Soy un hombre muerto atrapado entre cuatro paredes

Yo soy…. Soy… Soy un hombre moderno.

I don’t believe in poems or flowers or colors. I’m a serious modern man. I listen to techno music, cook a 200kcal bacon for a snack, I go to the gym five times a week because I’m disciplined. I don’t smoke, I only drink with my coworkers, I don’t drive because I can just call an uber cab from my iPhone app. Courting a woman is a middle-ages thing, I can Tinder.

The age of chivalry and corte amor is dead, the age of entitled assholes thinking they’re better than any woman they encounter has dawned.

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